Age is like underwear...it creeps up on you!
Lying about your age is easier now that you sometimes forget what it is.
You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years of experience.
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." - Lucille Ball Old fart, young heart!
* "Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time." Jean Paul Richter